"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." -Kevin James
"I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." -George Bernard Shaw
"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." -Irv Kupcinet
THING 39 - Have a wonderful THANKSGIVING!
Stephen Colbert: "Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the
For the last couple hours I've been trying to think of an amusing way to tie in this event with the Thanksgiving Turkey. Something like - "Clearly the turkey hasn't perfected its survival strategy." Sometimes great humor comes out of my head, but most of the time it's just junk. I apologize in advance for all of the stupid things I
It's that time of the year. Thanksgiving has to be one of my favorite holidays. You get to eat all you want and "relax" with your family. Since we are only two days away I would highly recommend going out to buy your turkey now (if you haven't done so already). As you will learn over the next year, I'm not the biggest fan of the [...]
It's not exactly Mardi Gras, but downtown bars are anticipating one of the livelier nights of the year Wednesday as throngs of newly returned-home college students and nine-to-fivers take to Greenwich Avenue to kick off the holiday season."It is one of the busiest bar nights of the year," said Ryan Hoster, a shift manager at Sundown Saloon. [...]
A spokesman for Level Global acknowledged the raid took place Monday."We can confirm that agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation visited our offices this morning as part of what we believe to be a broader investigation," the spokesman said in a statement. "We are cooperating fully with the authorities and, at the same time, we are [...]
A spokesman for Level Global acknowledged the raid took place Monday."We can confirm that agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation visited our offices this morning as part of what we believe to be a broader investigation," the spokesman said in a statement. "We are cooperating fully with the authorities and, at the same time, we are [...]
It's that time of the year. Thanksgiving has to be one of my favorite holidays. You get to eat all you want and "relax" with your family. Since we are only two days away I would highly recommend going out to buy your turkey now (if you haven't done so already). As you will learn over the next year, I'm not the biggest fan of the
As you'll find out over the course of the season, I'm a fairly big Rangers fan. I grew up playing hockey at school and the Greenwich Skating Club. There's nothing like waking up at 5am for practice before school. Mom - if you are reading this - I am forever in debt to you for all of those rides. Soccer moms have nothing on hockey
Is it too early to celebrate Christmas? My mother always used to say that we couldn't talk about our birthdays until it was within a month of the date. In that case, we have a couple days until we can talk about the fat man coming down the chimney. I guess that since everyone now celebrates the "holidays" as opposed to a specific holiday
